i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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