and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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