your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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