wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Success! We fucked roommates!
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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