Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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