real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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