I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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