But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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