People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Randomize
