Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
