I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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