"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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