Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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