Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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