Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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