At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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