worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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