I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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