its not stalking. its research.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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