I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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