what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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