Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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