So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I have feelings that need drinking.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
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