I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Two words: blizzard sex
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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