i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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