I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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