We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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