I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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