epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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