And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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