I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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