I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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