with your own penis?
no, he came in my armpit
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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