Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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