i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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