just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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