in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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