That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
being pregnant is like rehab
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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