so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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