apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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