Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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