I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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