Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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