whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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