I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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