his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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