She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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