Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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