At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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