the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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