So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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