Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I love having hate sex.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
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